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The answer to this question should always be yes. The attire a Wizard places upon his magical brow can make or break that Wizard's street cred in the Wizarding underground. The hat is the first thing anyone sees upon first glance at said Wizard, so it is very important you make a good impression.
In picking a Wizard hat there are several things to consider:
1: What kind of Wizard are you?
This will be your most important choice in detirmining the hat you should use. Are you an old, batshit crazy, kindly old grandpa Wizard? Or rather an evil, coniving, half demonic Wizard from who-the-fuck-knows-where-so-you'd-better-watch-your-fucking-back?
If you answered YES to the first one, youre looking at this:
But if you answered a Wizardly YEAH BITCHES to the latter, then strap this in your head:
2: Are you going to store shit IN your hat?
This may sound silly, but some wizards store stuff in their hats. Stuff like wands, castles, frogs, other Wizards, Universes, fireballs, anti-matter, Bumblebeer, and Perfect Temporal Paradoxes just to name a few.
The choice to store all kinds of Wizardly wares in your magical crown might persuade you to buy something along the lines of this hat right here:
You could store all KINDS of wise ass wizardly shit in this hat! It's like some kind of outer space briefcase for placing on your head.
3: Do you want to look like a loser?
If so, make sure you pick up a hat that looks JUST like this one:
Notice the flat brow? If you wear this hat, this flat brow will reflect the flatness that is your Wizardly fashion sense, because this hat is not a Wizard's crown. Indeed, this hat is a WITCH hat. And we all know that a Wizard wearing a witch hat is just about the biggest joke ever. Even more so than a wizard needing a broomstick to fly.
In summary, selecting your Wizardly head piece is often the first, and most important part of learning to become a seriously menacing Wizard. You'll be fighting robots and dinosaurs in no time!
If you answered YES to the first one, youre looking at this:
But if you answered a Wizardly YEAH BITCHES to the latter, then strap this in your head:
This may sound silly, but some wizards store stuff in their hats. Stuff like wands, castles, frogs, other Wizards, Universes, fireballs, anti-matter, Bumblebeer, and Perfect Temporal Paradoxes just to name a few.
The choice to store all kinds of Wizardly wares in your magical crown might persuade you to buy something along the lines of this hat right here:
You could store all KINDS of wise ass wizardly shit in this hat! It's like some kind of outer space briefcase for placing on your head.3: Do you want to look like a loser?
If so, make sure you pick up a hat that looks JUST like this one:
Notice the flat brow? If you wear this hat, this flat brow will reflect the flatness that is your Wizardly fashion sense, because this hat is not a Wizard's crown. Indeed, this hat is a WITCH hat. And we all know that a Wizard wearing a witch hat is just about the biggest joke ever. Even more so than a wizard needing a broomstick to fly.In summary, selecting your Wizardly head piece is often the first, and most important part of learning to become a seriously menacing Wizard. You'll be fighting robots and dinosaurs in no time!
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