Book of Spells: CHAPTER ONE!

A Wizard might as well be just some guy standing around in an amazing looking hat if his mind does not contain any spells. Indeed, a Wizards reputation can balance upon what spells he does (or does not) know! If the situation arises where only the perfect spell can save you, and you just happened to be drawing a tiger on your notebook during those Wizarding classes you took last summer instead of paying attention, then you may have just found yourself royally boned.

For example, if you are walking down some kind of Wizard street and find yourself suddenly and mysteriously under attack by a Robear (A robot bear), will you be able to defend yourself with just any spell? Hells no dawg! You are going to need a serious Robear Blaster spell (and probably some serious luck, because even the most novice Wizard should know that Robears only travel in packs of at least 10 and ride on the backs of fucking dinosaurs.)

So without further ado, I present to you the first chapter of my Book of Spells: Chapter One!
Perhaps in the future I will give you more samples from my book, but until then you can find it at any bookstore that isn't lame for a retail price of 250 pieces of eight.